Welcome to the Annual Holiday Variety Show and Christmas Pageant at St. Everybody’s Non-Denominational Universalist Church, where all faiths are welcome because we’ll believe anything. But there’s a problem: None of the acts scheduled to perform have arrived, so the three members of the organizing committee are pressed into service to perform the entire Variety Show and Christmas Pageant by themselves. An outlandish trip through the holiday season that will have audiences crying (from laughter).